RANT CPU GREED IS GOOD #1 CVR C WALL STREET GARBAGE PAIL HOM

RANT CPU follows the misadventures of Silicon Valley's next big thing-an A.I. robot created by a hormonal and hyperactive 13-year old and powered by a mysterious energy source of alien origin. In this new one shot Jeff teaches Rant the pains and pitfalls of Late Stage Capitalism and Hustle Culture! Through Jeff's Rent-a-Rant, our poor robot gets worked to the bone, or well, wires? And while Jeff and Vik enjoy the spoils of Rant's hard work, a serious issue arises... Rant's Alien Power Source! Can they resist the pitfalls of greed and excess long enough to save Rant? Backup Story: Mort Stormberg and Rant-after a Drunken Night out, Mort stumbles home and crashes into Rant and gives him a history lesson the the 'lost beauty' of the 1960s. Rant has some notes...